• ‘Put the cat out’ … ‘I didn’t realize it was on fire
• It was raining cats and dogs the other day. I almost stepped in a poodle.
• What do you call a pile of cats? A Meowtain.
• Where do cats write notes? Scratch Paper!
• What do you call a group of disorganized cats? A cat-tastrophe.
• Why was the big cat disqualified from the race? Because it was a cheetah.
• My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.

Source code only available at GitHub