• I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.
• I applied to be a doorman but didn't get the job due to lack of experience. That surprised me, I thought it was an entry level position.
• Why did the miner get fired from his job? He took it for granite...
• If you want a job in the moisturizer industry, the best advice I can give is to apply daily.
• I used to work at a stationery store. But, I didn't feel like I was going anywhere. So, I got a job at a travel agency. Now, I know I'll be going places.
• I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off.

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