• Why do valley girls hang out in odd numbered groups? Because they can't even.
• Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road? To go with the traffic jam.
• What do you call a girl between two posts? Annette.
• Today a girl said she recognized me from vegetarian club, but I’m sure I’ve never met herbivore.
• I went on a date last night with a girl from the zoo. It was great. She’s a keeper.
• I met this girl on a dating site and, I don't know, we just clicked.

Source code only available at GitHub